Seeking Relevance Through a 12 Day Butt Cleanse

We are now two weeks post NFL season and the Talking Heads have once again have found a way to blast us in the face with a garbage content about the biggest douche bag (literally) in the NFL. This is a time where we should be discussing the draft, free agency and anything other than what random things Aaron Rodgers is putting up his ass for "therapy." The dude is washed and the amount of money he want's is absolutely ridiculous for a Quarterback that has only produced one super bowl in 14 seasons with a stacked roster year in and year out.

Aaron Rodgers was recently on Pat Mcafee's podcast giving some very cryptic messages whether or not he will be back in Green Bay for the 2022 season. The thing that stood out during that interview though was his mentions of a Panchakarma Cleanse. If you're curious about what all of that entails well you have come to the right place. This includes but not limited too therapeutic vomiting, forced diarrhea, medications given by enema to cleanse toxins through the colon, shoving ghee butter up his nose to once again cleanse out toxins, and detoxification of blood whatever that means. If butt douching is how you plan to stay relevant in todays NFL, we get it. I though, would probably just try to win another super bowl instead of telling us all about your "intense" off season training. 

I also am now a believer  that Matt Stafford has a legitimate better case to get into the HOF than Aaron Rodgers. Let's look at the numbers. Matt Stafford in 12 full seasons in the NFL has 49,995 yards, 323 touchdowns, and 161 interceptions. Aaron Rodgers in 14 full seasons with the Packers 55,360 yards, 449 touchdowns, and 93 interceptions. Both guys have one Super Bowl Aaron has a 11-10 post season record while Matt has a 3-3 record. To me those stats don't tell the whole tale though. Matt Stafford spent 12 miserable years in Detroit with having a rushing attack in the top 20 once and, having a top 15 defense only twice. Rodgers had one top 5 defense and, 4x top 15 defense. Aaron Rodgers has also had a better rushing attack than the Lions every single year since he showed up. Aaron Rodgers has consistently had several weapons over and over again and has come up short every year except for one. He does have 4 MVP's which Matt doesn't have one yet but, he does have a 5000 yard season which Aaron doesn't have. With Matt Stafford winning his fist Super Bowl I do believe that he has officially surpassed Aaron Rodgers on the all time QB list and he still has time to solidify this take.

With all this being said this blog is being provoked by one thing and one thing only. The amount of face time that Aaron Rodgers gets from the major networks for doing absolutely nothing. He hasn't announced that he plans to leave nor has he requested a trade. This isn't anything new though the year TB12 was traded to Tampa the off season talk was still dominated by a over paid over hyped QB in Aaron Rodgers. Maybe one day he will figure out how to win another until then keep up the butt cleanses. I'm sure that they will get you where you need to be.

Thanks for reading and keep on burning!